
The general things that I’m thankful for fall under the traditional categories of family, friends, happiness, and health.
But there are a few things that I am thankful for this year, in particular.
I’m thankful for…
-Friends honest enough to tell me that I must be “crying into my cereal” every morning because of my unwavering allegiance to the Toronto Maple Leafs.
-OxiClean stain remover. Useful if you ever spill your Tea Latte on your pants… 3 times. Thanks for the faulty cup, Starbucks.
-NBA fans who look at me as if I’m insane when I attempt to start "defence" chants or dance wildly in the aisle with a child, despite the fact that I am a clearly marked fun patrol employee. They make me want to chant louder and dance more absurdly.
-The Chapters sitting areas that enable me to read magazines without purchasing them. This may be perceived as incredibly cheap by some; I’d prefer to describe it as an inventive saving practice.
-The NY Times online wedding videos. I’ve become a sucker for those well-produced little clips.
-The weekly opportunity I have to see ex-NHLers figure skate on national television if I’m in need of some instant laughter at another’s expense. As one viewer stated, "It's obvious that a woman is much harder to handle than a stick."
-Idealistic country music. How can you be anything but happy with Travis Tritt singing, "It's a great day to be alive, I know the sun's still shinin' when I close my eyes"? Now those are lyrics to be thankful for.
-The weekly opportunity I have to see ex-NHLers figure skate on national television if I’m in need of some instant laughter at another’s expense. As one viewer stated, "It's obvious that a woman is much harder to handle than a stick."
-Idealistic country music. How can you be anything but happy with Travis Tritt singing, "It's a great day to be alive, I know the sun's still shinin' when I close my eyes"? Now those are lyrics to be thankful for.
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